Billy Chong....he was supposed to be the next big action star. But alas, it never happened. This however, was easily his best film. When he first appears on screen, he's washing a horse and comments on the horse's huge cock. Needless to say, I wasn't sure what direction this film was going in at that point. Is this a martial arts film or gay horse porn? Thankfully there were no more comments on horse genitalia throughout the rest of the movie.
Talons was directed by Sun Chung, who previously had worked with Shaw Brothers Studios. He has several well known films in the kung fu genre, "Avenging Eagle" and "Human Lanterns". It also has the legendary Robert Tai orchestrating wire-assisted fight sequences and the fighting mastery of "5 Deadly Venoms" action director Robert Tai. Even though most releases of this film on DVD absolutely blow in picture quality, this is a pretty damn good kung fu flick.
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| When I get this coat off, I'm whipping your ass son. |
The film has several unusual characters such as a crazy mother fucker called "Little Bandit". Mr. Bandit ends up getting his ass handed to him by the Manchus and somehow makes it back to warn Ding and Yi Min. Ding then proclaims what a great hero Little Bandit was and gives a mind numbing speech about it. The film copies Sergio Leone's A Fist Full of Dollars in title but it is in fact also a reference to Eagle Woman Ma and her pet eagles. Chong's character at one point is set up in an arranged marriage with her and when he jets out, she chases after him the whole movie. She even aids in his battle in the climactic fight by sending her eagles to peck out the eyes of the villain. And in the final shot, which is unforgettable, her eagle is ripped in half by Ni Sin just as Yi Min gives him a kick to the skull. It's one of those "Holy Shit" moments.
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| The Climax of the film....not the horse. |
