The Curse Of El Charro (2005)

In California, Maria (Andrew Mia) has awful nightmares with visions of her sister that committed suicide one year ago. Her roommate Chris (Heidi Androl) invites Maria to travel with her and her friends Tanya (Kathryn Taylor) and Rose (KellyDawn Malloy) on vacation to her uncle's house in Saguaro, Arizona, to relax. When the group arrives at the house, they immediately go to a night-club to have fun and chase some local guys for sex; however, the evil El Charro (Andrew Bryniarski) is seeking Maria.....killing her friends with his machete.

The Curse of El Charro is a 2005 horror film starring Danny Trejo.  This film is a mess.  We have 4 unlikable characters played by 4 horrible actresses in a movie that moves about as fast a one legged jack rabbit. It has pointless and goofy religious "symbolism," and awful lighting and cinematography.  What does all this add up to???  A fucking mess. And speaking of religion....I will be praying for the financial ruin of whoever made this film to make sure they never make another.

The film begins with the 4 bimbos going on a trip. They have nothing in common except that each has a vagina.  On the way, while smoking some pot, they are pulled over by a creepy sheriff.  But never fear, the driver gets them out of trouble by blowing the sheriff in his car.  The sheriff then takes them to a bar filled with assorted weirdos, including a wheel chair bound death metal rocker.  They then leave.  Porn star Tabitha Stevens shows up for a lame lesbian shower scene.  And then El Charro goes nuts and starts killing.  I'm just sorry he didn't kill the director and producer of the film as well.

True evil can never die

I cannot find one good thing about this movie, and I did try. The acting is terrible. (like a group of college students were pulled out of class, handed the script, and told to do their best)  And believe it or not...Danny Trejo isn't even on screen in this film.  He's the voice of El Charro. What?  I can't blame him though...I wouldn't want to be seen in this fucking film either.

This film will drive you to an insane asylum.