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Monday, August 25, 2014

See No Evil (2006)

A group of delinquents are sent to clean the Blackwell Hotel. Little do they know reclusive psychopath Jacob Goodnight has holed away in the rotting hotel. When one of the teens is captured, those who remain -- a group that includes the cop who put a bullet in Goodnight's head four years ago -- band together to survive against the brutal killer.

See No Evil is a 2006 slasher film directed by Gregory Dark, written by Dan Madigan, produced by Joel Simon, and starring professional wrestler Kane (Glenn Jacobs). It is the first major film produced by WWE Films and was released by Lions Gate Entertainment.

What is this film about?  A ragtag group of juvenile delinquents assigned the task of cleaning up an abandoned hotel find out just how deadly community service can be when they are stalked by a monstrous, four-hundred-pound maniac with a grudge in director Gregory Dark's wrestling-infused survival horror flick. It was a mere four years ago that seven-foot menace Jacob Goodnight (WWE superstar Kane) was shot in the head and left for dead by a local police officer. But Jacob wasn't going down that easy. With a steel plate subsequently attached to his skull and ten razor-sharp fingernails ready to scrape grey matter from the skulls of his victims, Jacob retreated to the abandoned Blackwell Hotel, where he resided in the darkened, rotting hallways while planning his ultimate revenge. As fate would have it, Jacob wouldn't have to go far to satiate his raging bloodlust, though, and as the unsuspecting teens make their way through the crumbling corridors of the once-luxurious inn guided by the very same policeman who fired that misguided bullet years earlier, the notorious killer sharpens his nails, stalks his prey, and prepares for a little payback.

Eight Teens, One Weekend, One Serial Killer.
Ok let's be realistic.  Nobody walked into a movie made by the WWE and directed by a former porn director & expected to see Citizen Kane.  See what I did there. Kane. The name of the wrestler in the film.  I'm here all week folks.  Glenn Jacobs is cast perfectly as the hulking brute and the deaths are suitably over the top. He has about 4 lines in the entire film and he delivers them flawlessly.  Lines such as "NOOOOOO" and "I see it." 

But to be honest....It's bad but not so bad you can't watch it and enjoy it.  The art direction is generally good, if very, very derivative of other films like "Hostel" and the "Saw" series. This may be the dirtiest, filthiest set in film history. The actors had to catch some disease while filming. And speaking of the actors, their acting was decent.  Granted they didn't have any serious emoting to do but they did the best they could with what they had.  

This Summer, someone is raising Kane.
While the death scenes are gory, they aren't necessary scary. There's really no suspense just some gory death scenes. Because of this, the movie doesn't hold much of a repeat value. There's no doubt in my mind that Kane can be a great fixture in the horror genre. He has the look and presence for it; he just needs better material to work with. I'm actually really looking forward to the sequel directed by the Soska sisters. They made the awesome "American Mary" and may be just what the doctor ordered to make Goodnight a franchise killer. 

I went in expecting nothing, and what I got was a somewhat entertaining nothing.  I loved the death scene where the girl gets attacked by the stray dogs and Kane's death itself is quite awesome.  It's a typical slasher movie that is fun to watch and if you like mindless gory horror then the film will please you. Among the end credits, after the cast and stunt list, there's a scene where a dog urinates in Jacob's empty eye socket. Pretty funny.
You Don't Know Evil: Unless You See It.
Trivia:
In the room with all the money pasted to the walls, every single bill has had the eyes cut out. 

Glenn Jacobs (Kane) has stated that the best thing about making this movie (due to the hectic amount of traveling as a professional wrestler) was the opportunity it gave him to sleep in the same bed for two months. 

Jacob Goodnight's name is never mentioned in the film. It was originally included in a monologue by Steven Vidler, but the scene ran too long and it was absentmindedly cut out.

It was mentioned in some interviews that Kane's co-stars were a little uneasy around the 7' man. Fangoria magazine mentions the director having to ask Kane to remain seated during cast introductions, since one of the women, who only came up to his sternum, wouldn't come near him.  

The tagline "This summer, evil gets Raw" refers to the WWE wrestling show Glenn Jacobs (Kane) appears on, _"WWE Monday Night RAW" (2005)_. 

Zoe's sister's name appears on the cell phone as Kiley Warner.  

This Summer, Evil Gets Raw.