A venereal disease turns an entire town of two-timing mothers into cannibals!
Flesh Eating Mothers is one of the worst horror
movies ever written, directed, and acted. It's also a great movie if you love bad movies. There's one bad line after
another to make you laugh out loud. It's full of crazy shit.
The story revolves around a group of mothers that turn into cannibals
due to a virus caused by adultery. The only ones that assemble to stop
them are the teenage children of the mothers, along with help from a
goofball doctor. They check out the virus under a microscope and it's a fucking cartoon. It has some great lines. One girl yells at her mom for eating her boyfriend, saying "thanks a lot mom, that was my date to the prom!" And "I came home and I saw my mom, eating my baby brother!"
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| Little Jimmy had a bad day. |
This movie had to be purposely made bad. "Flesh Eating Mothers" is a nice and tacky time-waster
with cheesy gore effects that are explicit but nevertheless too absurd
to shock anyone. Co-written, co-produced and directed by the extremely untalented James
Aviles Martin. Watch it, if you have a wretched sense of humor!
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| What are we supposed to do? Stay here and have our asses chewed out by our mothers? |
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| Mom Always Said "No Snacks Between Meals," But What If You Were The Next Meal? |
Fantastic dialogue:
Guy: "So what's eating you?"
Girl: "I saw my father kissing a strange woman, I mean he had his hands all over her"
Guy: "That's pretty bad."
Girl: "Not as bad as seeing my mom eat my baby brother!"
Guy: .......
Girl: "No, no, I'm serious. I saw my mother eating my baby brother."
Guy: "So what's eating you?"
Girl: "I saw my father kissing a strange woman, I mean he had his hands all over her"
Guy: "That's pretty bad."
Girl: "Not as bad as seeing my mom eat my baby brother!"
Guy: .......
Girl: "No, no, I'm serious. I saw my mother eating my baby brother."
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| They bit off more than they could chew! |
