Four short horror films that are directed and written by women.
What the fuck you looking at kid? |
The first concept 'The Box' started creatively enough with the mystery of a boy seeing "something" in a box and then it went no where. I mean NO FUCKING WHERE. The boy whispers some shit to his sister and then his father so they quit eating too. Is there some message here that I can't figure out? I'd like to kick the person that wrote this right in their box ass.
Next up was 'The Birthday Party'. It Didn't make much sense and the characters' behavior is not even close to being believable. The lady hiding her dead husband inside a giant panda suit did have big tits though. But sadly they were not revealed to the audience.
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The third story was called 'Don't Fall'. This was just a standard monster story and didn't really offer anything new. Four people go camping, one of them turns into a generic looking monster and kills the other three. That about sums that up. She looked pretty cool though when she turned into the monster.
Part 4 is a low budget poor man's Rosemary's Baby: The teenage years. This was actually the best story. But overall the ending was bit disappointing. Ironically, the first story is a good metaphor for the movie itself. At first, you really want to know what's in the box. Then, you see what's inside... nothing. Then, you lose your appetite.
To sum it all up: "All segments helmed by female directors and staring female leads" so goes the tag line. The unfortunate female leads get caught up with female directors who know neither head or tail of film direction.
Trivia:
The segment "The Box" is the only one of the four segments that is not actually an original story by the women but is instead an adaptation of the Jack Ketchum story.
To sum it all up: "All segments helmed by female directors and staring female leads" so goes the tag line. The unfortunate female leads get caught up with female directors who know neither head or tail of film direction.
Four deadly tales by four killer women |
The segment "The Box" is the only one of the four segments that is not actually an original story by the women but is instead an adaptation of the Jack Ketchum story.
Happy Birthday mother fucker!!! |