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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Videodrome (1983)

Max Renn runs a TV channel, and when looking for new material to show--he discovers "Videodrome." His girlfriend, Nicki Brand, goes to audition for the show, and Max gets drawn into the underlying plot that uses the show as its front for a global conspiracy.

Videodrome is a 1983 Canadian science fiction horror film written and directed by David Cronenberg, starring James Woods, Sonja Smits, and Deborah Harry.  David Cronenberg has given us lots of films that range from the bizarre to the slightly less bizarre to the stupefying.  This movie was Cronenberg's first masterpiece in my opinion.  The film was Cronenberg's vision of our relationship with TV and manages to repulse and intrigue simultaneously.

DO NOT change that dial
Just about everything works with this film.  The acting, even by Debbie Harry in her first starring role, is excellent. James Woods, in particular, excels.  He really does a great job becoming the sleezy Renn.
Woods disbelief graduating into terror graduating into acceptance is the rock upon which Videodrome rests.  The set pieces are good and the special effects are pretty damn awesome for 1983.  Music is another key element at work.  The score by Howard Shore swells up during the film's most intense and surreal moments, the best is during Woods's lovemaking with his television.  Yeah you read that last line correctly.
Hey dude....I got a great videotape for you to watch.
Let's bounce back to Miss Harry and her role for just a second.  Her character is into some weird sexual shit.  She enjoys cutting herself for pleasure and having her lover stick things through her earlobes while banging.  Oh and for fun she burns her chest with a lit cigarette. The character has a smaller role in the film but as you can see, it's memorable. No heart of glass with her.  The tide is not high here son.  Ok...they're super weak Blondie jokes but I had to throw it in.

When you bang a chick and she starts burning her chest with cigarettes....it's time to punt son.
Videodrome is a movie that was ahead of its time.  The innovative mix of science fiction, sex, violence, surrealism and horror has lost none of its punch over the years.  I'm limited from going into much detail on the plot and events as the spoilers could ruin the film should you decide to watch it.  It's a good little film to check out.  Long live the new flesh.

Trivia:

David Tsubouchi, who appears here briefly as a Japanese porn dealer, later became a Minister in the Ontario provincial government. His appearance in this controversial film as a pornographer was exploited by the opposition.

Among the scenes that were scripted but deleted was one where Max Renn's TV rises up out of his bathtub, while showing an image. The crew had researched how to do this - there had been talk of having the actor IN the tub - and had come up with several solutions. One involved filling the tub with a clear fluid that was non conductive, but that would have cost $25 a quart. The crew eventually decided to take a real TV and simply cover its insides with layers of waterproofing insulation. It worked - they dunked the TV into a swimming pool and found, to their astonishment, that TVs float due to the ultra-high vacuum inside the picture tube. The scene was axed just before it was to be filmed.

During filming of the Cathode Ray mission sequence, the film's gaffer, Jock Brandis, walked in and casually informed the crew that the power lines to the building were smoking because of the load imposed on them by the TV sets.

The majority of the trailer was created with a Commodore 64 computer.

See what happens when you watch too much television. 
Andy Warhol called the movie "A Clockwork Orange of the 1980s".

The character of Brian O'Blivion is based on Marshall McLuhan. David Cronenberg was a student of McLuhan's during college. 

The TV station "Civic TV" is patterned after City TV, an actual television station which started out in Toronto and was particularly infamous for showing soft-core sex films as part of its late night programming schedule. At one point in the film, one of Max Renn's partners is called "Moses" which is a reference to City TV founder Moses Znaimer.

 One of five Sci-Fi/Horror movies that were heavily promoted by Universal Pictures prior to their impending releases in 1982 and given prospective release dates. The others were: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, The Thing (both set release dates for that summer), Halloween III: Season of the Witch (October), The Dark Crystal and Videodrome (December). This ultimately changed when Universal pushed back the film from its original slated release date to February 1983.

Let me get this out for you. Just a second.
An epilogue was planned but never filmed. In it, Max Renn, Bianca O'Blivion and Nicki Brand appear on the set of Videodrome. Bianca and Nicki are shown to have chest slits (vaginas) of their own, from which emerge strange mutated sex organs. The scene was scrapped along with many others due to cost overruns, bad timing (Deborah Harry had stomach flu and James Woods was visiting relatives), and the sheer difficulty of executing such a special-effects scene. A number of other ambitious special effects sequences were also dropped.

The videotapes used in the film (at least as key props) are Betamax format. This is because VHS cassettes were too large to fit into the false stomach for special effects scenes.

The chest-slit sequences had James Woods built into a couch with the chest-slit apparatus glued onto him. Woods swore he would never work with anything that had to be glued onto him ever again! During filming the sequences with the flesh-gun (which "fired" bursts of cold, vaporous gas), Woods played a prank on director David Cronenberg by smearing his (real) hand with blue paint and pretending he had frostbite.

Most of the major characters in the film make their appearance in the film from a television screen.

Woods gives new meaning to the term " Giving Head"


Cocktail (1988)

A talented New York bartender takes a job at a bar in Jamaica and falls in love. 

Cocktail is a 1988 film directed by Roger Donaldson and written by Heywood Gould, whose screenplay was based on his book of the same name. The film stars Tom Cruise as Brian Flanagan, Bryan Brown as Doug Coughlin, and Elisabeth Shue as Jordan Mooney. Released by Touchstone Pictures, the film features an original music score composed by J. Peter Robinson.

Ok listen....I was flipping through the channels one day and ran across this movie on Showtime. Considering that I grew up in the 80's and was familiar with the god awful Beach Boys song "Kokomo" that comes from this movie....I started viewing it.  I watched the entire movie.  I'm not proud of it but I did it.  And I am a straight male.

The film tells the story of a young New York City business student, Brian Flanagan, who takes up bartending in order to make ends meet.  Flanagan gets in a fight with his bartender pal Doug over a bitch and takes a job at a bar in Jamaica and falls in love.  You can't stop love.

You can't stop love.
This was a blockbuster movie.  Chicks went to see it and got stuck to their seats. It made Tom Cruise a megastar.  This is 100% a chick flick and is absolutely ridiculous.  It has bartenders flipping drinks through the air.  It has horrible dialogue which apparently was written after someone had a few too many drinks. The romance mimics just about every sitcom ever created.  Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy sees the light, boy gets girl back, girl's father throws her out, boy and girl open a super cool bar and have twins.  Excuse me...be right back, I need to throw up.

My biggest question is how did they serve drinks to a full bar while they were flipping bottles all over the place.  That would have been cute for a moment until someone started wondering, "Where the fuck is my drink pretty boy."

I'm feel pretty...so very pretty.
As a tidbit...this film won the Razzie for the worst film of 1988 and is listed among the top 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made. If you grew up in the 80's then it may be good for some nostalgia. Otherwise stay away young sir...stay away.

Trivia:

Brian and Doug's bartending skills are referred to as "flair bartending." John Bandy, a flair bartender, trained Tom Cruise for the film.

The boxing fight shown on the TV, upon which Doug has a $50 bet, is a heavyweight bout between George Foreman and Ken Norton.

The correct name for the plastic bit on the end of shoelaces is an "aglet" not a "flugelbinder".

Forget Tom Cruise....Kevin is the man for me.

Meeting Evil (2011)

When John Fleton, a depressed suburban family man and recently fired realtor, offers to help a stranger, Richie, with his car, John is sucked into a surreal, nightmarish murder spree that forces him to question everything about his life, his mode of behavior, and the very nature of evil.

Meeting Evil is a 2012 film directed by Chris Fisher.  It is based on the 1992 novel Meeting Evil by Thomas Berger. It stars Samuel L. Jackson and Luke Wilson.  This film went straight-to-DVD.  And a film with Luke Wilson and Sam Jackson that does that gives you the studios opinion of it. I'm a bit mixed on the film.

The positive: Samuel L Jackson plays a crazy mother fucker that takes Luke Wilson's character on a mother fucking ride where he kills just about every mother fucking body he mother fucking sees.  I'm a huge Jackson fan as if you couldn't tell.  "I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane."  Whoops...wrong movie. How can I not be entertained with a movie where he's playing a nutcase?  I could watch him do that all day long mother fucker.

The negative:  The other parts of the movie just aren't very good.  The plot is all over the place. Wilson's acting brings no sense of desperation to a man that should be desperate about everything that's going on around him. The script is awful, giving both leads, as well as the supporting cast almost nothing worthwhile to say.  And last but not least, a ridiculous twist at the end.

You had best get that shitty acting worked out mother fucker.
 One other thing is for sure...the film is not boring. After the first 5 minutes it takes off and doesn't let up until the end.  I know I'm giving mixed signals in this review.  The problem is I could watch Samuel L Jackson read the yellow pages and probably love it.  This film is way over the top and not for everyone. But if you love mother fucking Samuel L Jackson than strap on a mother fucking seat belt and go along for the mother fucking ride.

The world hurts people, John. I come in after the hurt. All I do is kill people who are already dead.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

A Cadaver Christmas (2011)

United by terrifying and bizarre circumstances, the janitor, the drunk, the bartender, the cop, his perp, and the student security guard must fight to undo the professor's work. A dark force is at work in the cadaver lab this Christmas and this unconventional band of heroes are the only hope the world has against an army of living corpses that are quickly recruiting new members. The undead have been given the gift of life and it's up to the janitor to take it back. 

From Level 33 Entertainment comes a horror zom-comedy. A group of misfits have to save the world from a cadaver invasion.  And quite a group it is....You have a drunk (played by Hanlon Smith-Dorsey), a bartender (played by Ben Hopkins), a former police officer (played by Yosh Hayashi), a perp (played by Edward O'Ryan) and a janitor (played by Daniel Rairdin-Hale). The cadaver's come to life in a lab at the local college and they must not escape. 


We are here to save the world.
From what I can tell after hearing opinions of others on this film, I'm in the minority that didn't really care for it.  It's a horror comedy but the problem is I wasn't laughing.  I did chuckle a few times though. I wanted to like the film.  I really did.  But just like George Washington I cannot tell a lie. It was average zombie fare that was short on laughs but I'll give some credit....it was full of gore. Lots of gore. 

It's pretty obvious that not a lot of money was spent on this film.  It's low budget all the way.  One thing that was cool was that the movie scuffed up the film trying to make it look like a grindhouse film. It had some crazy moments for sure such as the perp sneaking off and fucking a corpse.
I love B movies and horribly bad movies that are so bad they are good.  A zombie Christmas movie sounds awesome on paper.  Poor execution. The characters had poor dialogue and are so annoying that instead of rooting for them, I couldn't wait until they died.  If you're a zombie movie fan and have to see everything zombie related give it a try.  I might even give it a second viewing to see if my opinion changes.  Doubtful though. 


I'm a janitor.  Never leave a mess unclean.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Beneath The Darkness (2011)

After watching their best friend get murdered, a group of teens struggle to expose a local hero as the vicious killer and keep from becoming his next victims. 

Beneath the Darkness is an American horror-thriller film directed by Martin Guigui, and starring Tony Oller, Dennis Quaid, Devon Werkheiser and Aimee Teegarden.

Ely Vaughn (Quaid) is a pillar of the community in tiny Smithville, Texas. The town's mortician, Ely has been revered since his days as the high school's star quarterback. But since the tragic death of his wife two years earlier, Ely has withdrawn from his neighbors, while local teens spread stories of supernatural goings on at Ely's mansion-which is also the funeral home. When high school friends Travis (Oller), Abby (Teegarden), Brian (Lunsford) and Danny (Werkheiser) decide to check out the rumors, they are shocked to see the supposedly grieving widower dancing with a mysterious woman behind the curtains of his bedroom window. Their curiosity aroused, the four teens wait for Ely to leave the house before breaking in to investigate. But instead of finding clues to the woman's identity, they stumble on a grotesque, long-hidden secret. The sadistic mortician next door will now stop at nothing to literally bury his past.

That's not a treasure chest he just dug up.
 This movie is pretty bad...no really bad. Dennis Quaid as a crazed mortician...how do you fuck that up?  You do it with characters that are 2 dimensional and there is never a moment of suspense.  You figure out all the answers way before hand.  I found Quaid way over the top and unbelievable in this role. The supporting cast are no more than adequate at best.

I'm not sure the film knows what it's trying to be.  I think it's trying to be a horror movie as there's graveyard stuff and premature burials but nothing really supernatural is going on. Beneath the Darkness could have been a much better movie with some improvements. The second half of the film is so dark it's impossible to see anything.  It's like watching a radio broadcast.

It sucks to bang some guy's wife and then get buried alive.
I would suggest you avoid this scare free flick. There's nothing in Beneath the Darkness you haven't seen before, better, and recently.  This movie should have bypassed theaters and gone straight to Netflix.

Trivia:

Bruce Wilkinson (the writer) first met Director Martin Guigui in Austin, Texas at the Austin Film Featival back in 2005 at a screening of Guigui's Swing. Little did they know they would find themselves filming "Beneath The Darkness" 5 years later right in the Austin area.

The Birds (1963)

...And remember, the next scream you hear could be your own!
A wealthy San Francisco socialite pursues a potential boyfriend to a small Northern California town that slowly takes a turn for the bizarre when birds of all kinds suddenly begin to attack people there in increasing numbers and with increasing viciousness. 

The Birds is a 1963 suspense/horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock, loosely based on the 1952 story "The Birds" by Daphne du Maurier.  It starred Rod Taylor, Tippi Hedren, Jessica Tandy, Suzanne Pleshette and a young Veronica Cartwright.  The screenplay was written by Evan Hunter.


The film is considered on the best thrillers of all time.  It was honored by the American Film Institute as the seventh greatest thriller and Bravo awarded it the 96th spot on their "The 100 Scariest Movie Moments" for the scene when the birds attack the city.  Ub Iwerks was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Special Effects.  Tippi Hedren received the Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year – Actress in 1964, sharing it with Ursula Andress and Elke Sommer. She also received the Photoplay Award as Most Promising Newcomer. The film ranked #1 of the top 10 foreign films selected by the Bengal Film Journalists' Association Awards. Hitchcock also received the Association's Director Award for the film.

The birds attack
 The film begins in San Francisco where Melanie Daniels (Tippi Hedren) meets handsome criminal lawyer Mitch Brenner (Rod Taylor).  After a less than pleasant first meeting, Melanie decides to follow Mitch out to his hometown fishing community. She is apparently rather smitten with young Mitch.  But the day Melanie arrives for some inexplicable reason the birds start attacking people.  The local school teacher is Annie Hayworth (Suzanne Pleshette) who followed Mitch here to be close to him but when their relationship ended she just stayed to be near him as a friend.  If you believe that then I have the Brooklyn Bridge for sale if you're interested.  This creates a rather strange love triangle as an underlying plot.  There is also the strange relationship with Mitch's mother who is not very fond of any of the girls he brings home.

This is one of Hitchcock's most well-known movies. Along with Psycho, it's the movie that most people identify with him.  The plot of "The Birds" could be considered quite ridiculous.  The first 40 minutes of the film have zero horror elements and sets up what could be a horrible love story.  Hitchcock spends this part of the movie developing the characters and installing their situation in the viewers' minds.  And the suspense he build with these birds...shit.  You watch the birds just sitting there, and they do not move, they are just waiting. Even when you think they are dumb as shit something tells you they are thinking. They are analyzing your every move.

They sit and they wait.....
The scene when the four people are trapped inside the house with the birds waiting outside is classic.  This has to be one of the main influences on George Romero and his film "Night Of The Living Dead."  They were trapped in the old abandoned farm house much as our characters are here.  The absence of backgound music added a sense of calm before the storm which made the bird attack scenes all the more intense. In my opinion the most chilling scene was definitely when Melanie was waiting outside the school while the singing was going on inside the school. At each loop of the song, a few more crows would perch outside.  Just my writing about it doesn't do it justice.  It's just plain fucking creepy.

The special effects were amazing for a film from 1963.  When Hitchcock was asked how he got the birds to attack he jokes, "They were well paid."  The detailed camera angles that Hitchcock put into the film were impressive. Many directors shoot scenes in a boring manner, but not Hitchcock.

The birds obviously didn't like that singing.
 I love the mysterious way the film ends with no explanation or dialogue. The sea of birds seem to permit their departure, even though the fowls could easily stop them if they wanted.  We never get an explanation as to why the birds are attacking and this leads some to point that out as a reason that they don't like the film.  Don't listen to them....they probably flip burgers at McDonalds.  If you need grilling advice then give them a listen, otherwise see this film.  It's a classic, a masterpiece and one of the best of all time. It's a perfect example of why Alfred Hitchcock is considered, "The Master of Suspense".

Trivia:  
Tippi Hedren was actually cut in the face by a bird in one of the shots.  


Rod Taylor claims that the seagulls were fed a mixture of wheat and whiskey. It was the only way to get them to stand around so much.

When audiences left the film's UK premiere at the Odeon, Leicester Square, London, they were greeted by the sound of screeching and flapping birds from loudspeakers hidden in the trees to scare them further. 

Alfred Hitchcock approached Joseph Stefano (screenwriter of Psycho) to write the script, but he wasn't interested in the story. The final screenplay (from a Daphne Du Maurier short story) was written by Evan Hunter, best known to detective-story fans under the pen name Ed McBain.

Alfred Hitchcock saw Tippi Hedren in a 1962 commercial aired during the Today show and put her under contract. In the commercial for a diet drink, she is seen walking down a street and a man whistles at her slim, attractive figure, and she turns her head with an acknowledging smile. In the opening scene of the film, the same thing happens as she walks toward the bird shop. This was an inside joke by Hitchcock. 
 

Tippi Hedren's daughter Melanie Griffith was given a present by Alfred Hitchcock during the filming: a doll that looked exactly like Hedren, eerily so. The creepiness was compounded by the ornate wooden box it came in, which the young girl took to be a coffin.

 
 The automobile driven by Tippi Hedren is an Aston Martin DB2/4 drop-head coupe.

The movie features 370 effects shots. The final shot is a composite of 32 separately filmed elements.

In the film, it appears as if the schoolhouse is within the bay town limits. The frightened children are clearly shown running downhill toward the town and the water. In real life, the schoolhouse used for those shots is located five miles southeast and inland of Bodega Bay in the separate township of Bodega, California.

The crow that sits on Alfred Hitchcock's shoulder in all of the promo photos was not in the movie. It was purchased after the movie had wrapped. A studio staff member bought it when he spotted the tamed bird on the shoulder of a 12-year-old boy walking down the street. The boy was offered about $10 but was hesitant until he discovered why it was needed. 

This was the first film to carry the Universal Pictures name after dropping the Universal-International name.

Mitch Zanich, owner of the Tides Restaurant at the time of shooting, told Hitchcock he could shoot there if the lead male in the film was named after him, and Hitch gave him a speaking part in the movie. Hitchcock agreed: Rod Taylor's character was named Mitch Brenner, and Mitch Zanich was given a speaking part. After Melanie is attacked by a seagull, Mitch Zanich can be heard saying to Mitch Brenner, "What happened, Mitch?"

When the film was aired on NBC-TV in the USA on 6 January 1968, it became the highest rated film shown on television up to that time. The record held until Love Story overtook it on 1 October 1972.

 The classic scene in which Tippi Hedren watches birds attacking the townsfolk was filmed in the studio from a phone booth. When Melanie opens the phone-booth door, a bird trainer had trained gulls that were taught to fly at it. Surviving photos of the shooting of the scene were published in the book "Hitchcock at Work" by Bill Krohn.

In one of the first scenes, Tippi Hedren can be seen crossing the street to the pet shop. As she does, she disappears behind a sign for a moment and reappears on the other side. Alfred Hitchcock so hated working on location that he used this moment to seamlessly cut to a studio shot.

The sound of reel-to-reel tape being run backward and forward was used to help create the frightening bird squawking sounds in the film

Melanie wears the same green suit throughout the movie, so Tippi Hedren was provided with six identical green suits for the shoot.

 A scene in the film shows a service station where a bird knocks over an attendant filling a car with gas. The gas flows across the street where a man lights his cigarette igniting the gas. The fire follows the gas stream to the pump and explodes. The service station was located across from "The Tides" restaurant and pier. In reality this service station did not exist at the time of the filming. However, several years later a service station was built and is still located at the spot shown in the film.

Voted seventh-scariest movie of all time by a poll carried out on the British public by Channel 5 and "The Times" in 2006.

Cast member Doodles Weaver was the uncle of actress Sigourney Weaver, who worked with Veronica Cartwright in Alien, and with Tippi Hedren's daughter, Melanie Griffith, in Working Girl. 


 The schoolhouse, in Bodega Bay, California, has also been known to be haunted, even back during the filming. According to Tippi Hedren, the entire cast was spooked to be there. She also mentioned how she had the feeling, while there, that "the building was immensely populated... but there was nobody there." When Hitchcock was told about the schoolhouse being haunted, according to Hedren, he was even more encouraged to film there.

Tippi Hedren was required to really slap Doreen Lang, who played the hysterical mother that called Melanie "evil." Hedren was hesitant, having never slapped anyone before, but Lang convinced her to do it. 

One of the little girls at Cathy's birthday party (at the very end of the 'attack' scene , she was standing alongside another girl....holding her cheek) was played by Suzanne Cupito. She later changed to her stage name, Morgan Brittany. Dallas fans may remember her as Pamela Ewing's evil half-sister, Katherine Wentworth.

The scene where Tippi Hedren is ravaged by birds near the end of the movie took a week to shoot. The birds were attached to her clothes by long nylon threads so they could not get away.

The film does not finish with the usual "THE END" title because Alfred Hitchcock wanted to give the impression of unending terror.

Near the end of the film, when Mitch carries Melanie down the stairs, it is actually Tippi Hedren's stand-in being carried by Rod Taylor. Hedren was in the hospital recovering from exhaustion after a week of shooting the scene where Melanie is trapped in the upstairs room with the birds.

A number of endings were being considered for this film. One that was considered would have showed the Golden Gate Bridge completely covered by birds.

In the end, when Melanie is carried outside, Mitch opens a door. There was no door used in filming, and it was all done with light effects to make it look as if Mitch opened the front door.

 For the scene in which Annie is killed, Suzanne Pleshette who played her told Alfred Hitchcock it would look good if her ear was all bloody and hanging off, so he sent her to the prop department. When it came to shooting the scene, Hitchcock had Annie facing the other way, so the viewer never sees the ear, which Pleshette recalled "was part of his delicious sense of humor."

Before filming the final attack scene when Melanie goes upstairs, Tippi Hedren asked Alfred Hitchcock , "Hitch, why would I do this?" Hitchcock's response was, "Because I tell you to."

When the children are running down the street from the schoolhouse, extra footage was shot back on the Universal sound stages to make the scene more terrifying. A few of the children were brought back and put in front of a process screen on a treadmill. They would run in front of the screen on the treadmill with the Bodega Bay footage behind them while a combination of real and fake crows were attacking them. There were three rows of children and when the treadmill was brought up to speed it ran very fast. On a couple of occasions during the shoot, a number of the children in the front fell and caused the children in back to fall as well. It was a very difficult scene to shoot and took a number of days to get it right. The birds used were hand puppets, mechanical and a couple were trained live birds.

Hitchcock's film and the original story by Daphne Du Maurier share no characters and in fact have only in common the bay-side town setting, the bird's bizarre behavior and their inexplicable tendency to launch frenzied attacks, fall dormant only to attack again later. In Du Maurier's story the main character discovers that this pattern is directly related to the rise and fall of the tides and uses this to their advantage, as opposed to the film which seems to follow the same pattern but never makes a direct connection. Also the original story takes place in Britain and centers around a man protecting his wife and two children at their isolated cottage home, as opposed to the film which centers on the spirited but troubled city dweller Melanie Daniels who travels to the California coast on a whim. 


Barricade (2012)

A father's quiet retreat to the woods with his two children turns into a fight for survival.

Barricade is a 2012 action thriller directed by Andrew Currie and stars Eric McCormack.  It's also a film from WWE Entertainment and there's not a single wrestler in this film. We could have used the Rock rushing in and whipping somebody's ass. 

Terrence Shade (Eric McCormack) has decided that he needs a getaway with his two kids.  His wife died a year earlier and she wanted to have a white Christmas at the cabin but Terrence kept making excuses to get out of it. Now she's worm food and the family makes the trip. After arriving there strange things begin to occur and a blizzard strands them.  Shade is sure something is trying to get into the house and barricades them in.

 This is not a bad film and it's not a good film. It falls somewhere in the middle. Average.  Eric McCormack's performance as a terrified father is actually not too bad. The child actors also do a pretty good job. The film is very dark.  I don't mean dark as in the content but dark as in you can't see what's going on at times.  It does help to establish a certain type of atmosphere for the movie but I feel it distracts in this case.  It does have a little twist at the end so I won't ruin the ending.  The film is watchable and if you catch it on Showtime feel free to give it a view.


Death Race 2000 (1975)

In a dystopian future, a cross country automobile race requires contestants to run down innocent pedestrians to gain points that are tallied based on each kill's brutality. 

Death Race 2000 is a 1975 cult action film directed by Paul Bartel, and starring David Carradine, Simone Griffeth and Sylvester Stallone.  The screenplay is based on the short story The Racer by Ib Melchior.

Let me go ahead and bottom line it.  This film is awesome. Here we have a murderous trans-continental road race. The race has five participants - Frankenstein (Carradine), Machine Gun Joe Viterbo (Stallone), Calamity Jane (Woronov), Mathilda the Hunn, and Nero the Hero.  They are joined by navigators where the goal is to kill as many pedestrians as possible along the way. Stallone is particularly amusing, and gets great support from his sidekick. Carradine is typically bizarre, and even parodies himself with a few poorly choreographed kung fu techniques during his absurd fight scene with Stallone. If one thing is disappointing, it is the fight scene in the middle of the movie between these two. I mean, it's Kung Fu vs. Rocky! That should have been an awesome fight.  Roger Corman produced this film and did I mention..... it's fucking awesome.


It's Frankenstein.....
The film delivers plenty of over-the-top gory carnage and a pleasing smattering of tasty female nudity.  It also pokes fun at fascist politicians, cruelty as entertainment, inept revolutionaries, mindless fan worship, the duplicitous and manipulative media, and America's wholehearted affinity for extreme violence. Although it's a cheesy movie, it never takes itself seriously and is just plain stupid fun! All in all, "Death Race 2000" is an immensely enjoyable experience, which is truly well-deserving of its cult classic status
Cut It Mick...
 Trivia:

The speech mannerisms of the character Harold parody those of Howard Cosell. 

According to Roger Corman, several of the custom cars featured in the movie were later sold to car museums for considerably more than it cost to build them.

The film retains only the basic premises of the original short story by Ib Melchior; the characters and incidents are all different. The story focuses on just one mechanic and driver, and one anti-racer. In particular, it does not include the President or the special driver Frankenstein.

The racetrack used for the opening track and grandstand scenes is the Ontario Motor Speedway near Los Angeles.

The car in which President Frankenstein and Annie drive away after their wedding is a Richard Oaks Nova kit-car, actually based on the Volkswagen Beetle chassis (but obviously not the body). These were available in kit form for many years starting in the mid-1970s.

And there's 20 points for Frankenstein.
Several of the cars in the movie are re-bodied Volkswagens, including a VW Karmann-Ghia (Matilda's Buzz Bomb). The white Resistance Army car that chases Frankenstein very briefly before crashing and blowing up is a 1965 or 1966 Ford Mustang. Nero's car was based on a Fiat 850 Spider, and Frankenstein's on a Chevrolet Corvette.

Roger Corman wrote the original treatment of the film, which was serious in tone, but thought it was not right and, in his words, was "kind of vile". He decided the dark material of the story would be better served by making the movie into a comedy and had Robert Thom rewrite the treatment. 

Both Sylvester Stallone and David Carradine did much of their own driving. In addition, producer Roger Corman drove in scenes that were shot on public streets, since the custom-built cars used in the movie were not street legal and the film's stunt drivers did not want to be caught driving them by the police.

 Mary Woronov, who plays Calamity Jane, did not know how to drive a car, so a stunt driver did all the actual driving for her in the movie. For close-ups, Woronov sat in a car towed behind a truck with a camera crew riding in it.

The role of Frankenstein was originally offered to Peter Fonda, who considered the movie too ridiculous for words.

 Explaining why he took the Frankenstein role, David Carradine says, "I started that picture two weeks after I walked off the Kung Fu set, and that was essentially my image, the 'Kung Fu' character, and a lot of people still believe I'm that guy. The idea actually was: No. 1, if you walk off a television series, you better do a movie right away or you might never get to do one. And the second thing was to do something right away that would create the image of a monster to get rid of the image of that little Chinese guy that I'd been playing for four years. And, you know, it did kick-start my movie career."

Was theatrically re-released in France in the mid-80s with its title changed from the literal translation "La Course a la Mort de l'an 2000" to a more evasive "Les Seigneurs de la Route" (meaning "Lords of the Road"). This time, David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone shared the top billing on the posters.

David Carradine refused to wear leather, so costume designer Jane Ruhm had to make Carradine's iconic black outfit out of another fabric that looked just like leather.

Director Paul Bartel had Jane Ruhm design the opening titles using money from the budget without getting Roger Corman's permission first.

The cars didn't run most of the time, so they had to be pushed down hills in order to get them to move. Moreover, the cameras used to film the cars were undercranked in order to perpetuate the illusion that they were moving faster.

Sylvester Stallone wrote some of his own dialogue. 

The opening sequence was shot at an actual racetrack in between races.



Tsunami 2022 (2009)

18 years on from the devastating impact of 2004's tsunami, the world still fights to come to terms with this devastating environmental disaster. Little does humanity know that it is about to face the ultimate peril; a monumental death wave annihilating everything in its wake. With the threat of another catastrophic tsunami, Prime Minister Tribhop sets up a national disaster alarm centre. His political future and the lives of his people depend upon the decisions he makes. But no one predicts the enormity of what is about to rise from the Thai Gulf. And no one can out run it this time. The Death Wave is coming.

Thailand jumped into the disaster movie world with this offering. What we have here is confused acting, scream inducing flashbacks, tidal waves, big statues and a race against time to save the CGI dolphin! The premise here is that humans have stressed the Earth into wreaking havoc by unleashing a tidal wave on Thailand. It was written, directed and executive produced by Toranong Srichua.  It stars Pisan Srimankong, Sirinda Jensen, Panudej Wattanasuchat, Suchao Pongwilai.

Toranong Srichua uses his film as a cudgel to beat the topic of climate change senseless. The film had a 4 million dollar budget and it shows.  The effects were pretty poor.  It also jumps all over the place.  We have no time to get to know or care about any of the characters.  It's hard to take the movie seriously when the characters are so woodenly and melodramatically portrayed, especially the corrupt politician who harbors a secret and his son the hedonist, who swims with bikini-clad babes, takes drugs and kills sea gypsy fishermen.


It also has one of the most ridiculous scenes in the history of films.  As the Prime Minister struggles in the water, the giant Buddha statue breaks loose and rises above the waves.  The hand comes up under our hero and raises him above the water to safety.  Buddha takes care of his followers.  Don't go out of your way to see this film.


Evil Eyes (2004)

A screenwriter is plagued by nightmares as he writes a script about a family that was slaughtered years before. Soon, the grisly murders he's writing about starts to actually happen. 

Evil Eyes is a  horror film produced by The Asylum, directed by Mark Atkins, and starring Adam Baldwin.  The film was a direct to DVD release.  The film focuses on Jeff Stenn (Adam Baldwin), a writer who is having a bit of a money issue.  To make some cash he accepts a job to write a screenplay about a real-life homicide that happened 35 years earlier.  A lunatic director (Udo Kier) who believed that his creativity had unleashed dark forces, killed his pregnant wife and in-laws for no apparent reason before committing suicide.
As Jeff writes his screenplay, all the murders that he writes about start to occur just as her wrote them. 

This film isn't horrible.  It's a a step above the usual shot-on-video fare.  The movie was very short and heavily padded out. (much like this review will be)  It has a decent premise but then it sinks under an avalanche of bad writing and directing.  Udo Kier is a creepy presence and Adam Baldwin was somewhat likable.  Visually, it's a mixed bag. Some scenes are atmospheric, using light and shadow effectively. Others aren't.
 Mark Sheppard is here in this film.  Who is Mark Sheppard?  Why that's Crowley from the hit TV show Supernatural. Kind of strange to see "The King Of Hell" get killed in a baseball game playing with grown men in a sandlot.  Why are these 35 year old men playing pick up baseball with their wives sitting in the stands cheering them on?   
The film has some decent qualities. Good enough that if you happen to catch it on TV it's worth a look.  But it's not one I would recommend to rush out and find.    

The film also included some pretty funny things in the closer credits.  Such as:
 "No animals were hurt during the production of this screenplay. Even the undead ones."
"The events, characters and films depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Really. Any similarity to actually persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental, and very weird. We suggest moving."